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Em Every one in this room has been associated with Whitey, Either through basketball, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar Em I'm guessing ninety-nine percent of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or shortness or his sister when he wasn't looking Em But the next time he'd see you he'd still go out of his way to wave and smile and ask you about your mother's operation or something like that because he unlike us actually cares about some one other then himself The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst offender of all Em D Em D My life was simply going no were Em D Em D Then a tiny little man rushed to my side Em D Em D He should've gotten a big thank you Em D Em C Instead he got a port-a-potty ride D I was such a sh*t-head Em D Em D But he never quit on me Em D Em D 'Till i told him he was useless Em D Em D And his sister was freaky Em D Em D Once when we were watching Sunday football Em D Em D A fuzzy screen was all that we could see Em D Em D Whitey came over with a hanger Em D Em D And spent the game on top of our T.V. Em D Em D And when the lightning struck him Em D Em D He let out a wicked loud yell Em D Am But we just turned up the volume Em D Em D And ignored the burning smell we should all rot in hell Em D Em D I went to high school with Whitey Em D Em D As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom Em D Em D When he got there I said, 'I can't believe you thought I was serious' Em D Em D So he ran home crying and slow-danced with his mom Em D Em D What a crushing blow to Whitey Em D Em D I bet you wish you could take it back Em D Em D How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Em D Em D Sound to me like you are all on crack Am Em Tonight Whitey was counting on this town to show that we care Am B7 But the first time he really needed us we weren't there And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Hannukah It's just not fair Em D Em D Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Em Gm I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand (Yes) Em D Em D Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum