2 acessos
Am C D Am Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we need Am C D Am Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed. Am C D Am As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs. Am C D Am Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. Am C D Am So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems Am C D Am Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin on Dayton rims Am C D Am So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville Am C D Am If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will. [Verse 1] Well it was just sundown in small white town, They call it Eastside Palmdale (Well.) When the Afroman walked through the white land, Houses went up for sale (Sale) Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs, When I met a little girl named Jan (Jan) I let her ride in my Caddy, Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We fucked on the bed, Fucked on the floor, Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left (left), Fucked to the right (right), She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba, Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way, Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran - I jumped out the back window, But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four Oh, he beat me to the left, He beat me to the right, The motherfucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, That's the best damn pussy I ever had Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine, I'mma fuck that bitch just one more time [Chorus] Am C D Am Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we need Am C D Am Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed. Am C D Am As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs. Am C D Am Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. Am C D Am So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems Am C D Am Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin on Dayton rims Am C D Am So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville Am C D Am If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will. [Verse 2] I met this lady in Hollywood, She had green hair, but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine, But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan, Never made love with an African I fucked her once, (once), I fucked her twice (twice), I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya), I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too, So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii, Stuck it in her ass and she said [Aiee!] Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky, she said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis, I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [Chorus] Am C D Am Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we need Am C D Am Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed. Am C D Am As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs. Am C D Am Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [Verse 3] I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy, But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy!" Met this lady in Oklahoma, Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina, Fucked her until she turned into a white albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia, Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy hoe, She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria, I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I can't afford it, I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported [Chorus] Am C D Am Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we need Am C D Am Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed. Am C D Am As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs. Am C D Am Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. Am C D Am So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems Am C D Am Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin on Dayton rims Am C D Am So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville Am C D Am If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will.