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Jackson Park Express

Weird Al Yankovic

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D             C Tuesday morning, 8:15       D I was riding to work on the G              F Jackson Park Express D               C Seemed like any other day D        Then my whole world changed G          F                A In a way I never could have guessed                  G Cause she walked in, oh oh oh oh oh A                    C         G Took the seat right across the aisle A               G I knew we had a special connection A            C The second I saw her smile  G             A She smiled as if to say  D              A/C#            Bm "Hello, haven't seen you on this bus before" G            A I gave her a look that said       D       A/C#       Bm         Bm7       Em "Huh, life is funny, you never know what's in store        G                 A By the way, your hair is beautiful                      C   D I bet it smells like raisins" G             C                D She looked at me in a way that asked                             Bm "Did you have a nose job or something? C        G                  C          G     C  Bb I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly better          A Than the rest of your face"  Am          G                F I arched my eyebrow, ever so slightly                           A      G  A Which was my way of asking D       D/C     D/B         D/A     G "Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer?                 G F It still works, kinda D     D/C   D/B          D/A        G      E And I got a bunch of ink cartridges left" A                   D    A Then, she let out a long sigh G                A Which, I took to mean, "Uh"        D            G                A "Mama, What is that deodorant you're wearing? A        It's intoxicating D            G                E          F# Why don't we drive out to the country sometime?        G               A             G  G/F#  G/E    D And collect deer ticks in a zip-lock baggie", Oh yeah  F#   F#7  Bm           G           D I gave her a penetrating stare F#       Which could only mean D           G  D                 G    D "You are my answer, my answer to everything          F                  C Which is why, I'll probably do very poorly        G                  D On the written part of my driver's test"  C  G  A  D  D Yes, it all happened        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express  D  C  D  A              G I knew she was starting to fall for me A                                               D Cause she crinkled her nose, which unmistakably meant D           C                 Bb "Baby, lets wear each other's clothes                A And speak in a fake German accent      Bb                   F       C    Dm And, maybe someday we can own and operate Dm      Bb         C        F        A Our own mobile pet-grooming service" Dm              Bb I couldn't hold back my feelings   F                    C      Dm I gave her a look that said Eb                Bb                 F "I would make any sacrifice for your love F Goat, chicken, whatever Eb            Bb             F I could never hold you close enough F                                          Eb  Bb Let's have our bodies surgically grafted together F        Oh, surgically grafted together" Gb                Ab                     Fm         Bbm She picked up her newspaper, and started reading to herself            B           F#     G# Which I'm sure, was a way of telling me C#           B "When you're cold, I will warm you C#          B When you're shivering, I will hold you C#        B                         F# When you’re nauseous, I will give you Pepto-Bismol every hour F#                             E For as long as the symptoms persist" C   G           D                    B Oh, I, I never, ever want to see you cry Em  C             G              D                  C So, please let me cauterize your tear ducts with an arc welder G               D            A            F# Then, I glanced down, at her shirt, for a second Bm   G                D In a way that clearly implied A                     G   D "I like your boobs”  C  G  A  D  D Yes, it all happened        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express  D  C  D  F                   G            Em             Am I cleared my throat quietly, and then, I looked away         Bb                                   F                C And I'm sure it was obvious to her, just what I was trying to say                      Eb I was trying to say, "Hey             Bb                F            C                 Eb I'd like to make a wall-sized mural out of all the dead skin cells          Bb                   F That you slough off while you sleep at night"                        Eb            Bb     F Whoa-o-Oh, "I'd like to rip you wide open F   C                 Eb            Bb            F And french-kiss every single one of your internal organs                Eb               Bb              F Oh, I'd like to remove all your skin, and wear your skin, over my own skin Eb  Bb                    F But not in a creepy way"            Ab               Eb                       Bb            F Then, I'm pretty sure, she looked at me, out of the corner of her good eye      Ab                Eb                    F              Bb And, though, she never spoke a word, this is exactly what I heard                  Eb She was saying, "Oh!              Ab                    Db      Ab I wanna make out with you, in an abandoned toll-booth,        Db     Ab      Eb In the middle of a monsoon              Ab                        Db   Ab I wanna ride dolphins with you, in the moonlight           Db       Ab                 Eb Until the staff at Sea World kicks us out             Ab       Db Ab       Eb I want you inside me, oh, like a tapeworm"  E                A                      B          G# I pointed to the side of my mouth, as a way of indicating A       E                              B "Hey, I think you got something on the side of your mouth" G#             C#m         C#m/B      A She licked the corner of her lips, as if to say         E/G#       B/A                  E "Here?", I nodded, implying, "Yeah, you got it"               A   E           B                   G#          C#m And, then the bus stopped, at 53rd Street, and she got up suddenly                A   E   B "Where are you going?” pleaded my eyes,       G#                   C#m "Baby, don't you do this to me C                      G                 D        C Think of the beautiful children we could have someday                         G                D            Em We could school them at home, Raise them up the right way        F                               C And protect them from the evils of the world           B7                Em       C     G Like Trigonometry and Prime Numbers, oh oh no       D            G Baby, please don't go"  Am             C                    Am She brushed my leg, as she left the bus Am I'm sure that was her way of saying G               G7                 C "I'm sorry this just isn't working out        D You're suffocating me G           G7                     C          D I need some space to find out what life's all about             Em      F         G So, goodbye forever,(ahah) my love"     G    D              A And deep inside, I knew she was right        G           D            A It was time for us both to move on C             G             D And though, I never got her number, oh no no C         G                       D She never bothered to leave her address, oh         C         G                   A But, as long as I live, I'll never forget                           D Those precious moments we shared together         C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express        C       G    D On the Jackson Park Express!

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