9 acessos
G
Hohohoho
C G D G
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(riff 1) durante a musica e em outros acordes
G (riff 2) G
There ain't nothing more depressing then a pine tree,
G (riff 2) G
Gussied up with candie canes and balls
G
Those carolers kept me up for hours
A D (riff 2)
It's merry christmas seeping through my walls
G C D G
No i'm not wicking calmy nut or nothing
G C
But there is one damn holiday that i can't stand
C G/B G Em
It ain't halloween or thanksgiving or even april fools
A D G
But it will sure make a fool outta every man
C D G
Ha!
C
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
G C D
You know where to stick those jingle bells
G D
If i ain't hammerd it ain't hanukkah
G C D
Then all you motherfuckers go to hell
G C
If i ain't cocked then it ain't kwanzaa
G C D
Joy to the world and jacking coats
G D
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
C (pausa)
If i ain't anything but broke
( G D G )
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(Riff 1)
G C D G
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
G C D G
Full of empty pocket stops and smiles
C G Em
Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
A D (riff 2)
And those colored lights are fucking infintiel
G C D G
I think we, collectivley as people
G (riff 3) C
Should rise against this coorperate jolly noise
C G/B G Em
And tell the world, let's buy some peace and quite for a change
A D G
Before we spend it all on fucking toys
C D G
Ha!
(pausa) C
So, If i ain't drunk then it aint christmas
G C D
You know where to stick those jingle bells
G D
If i aint hammerd it aint hanukkah
C (pausa) G C D
Fa lalalala go fuck yourself!
G C
If i ain't cocked then it ain't kwanzaa
G C D
Joy to the world and gettin' stoned
G D
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
C (deixe soar) G
So leave these god damn screws the fuck alone!
( G D G G/F# G )
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Merry fucking christmas!
Hi simon!