8 acessos
G Am G/B G
John's new girlfriend is a cunt
C D Em
I don't know what he sees in that bitch
D C Cm
She'll ruin our lives
G/B A7 D7/4 G
This bands gonna break up if that whore does not die
G Am G/B G
John's got to stop taking LSD
C D Em
It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3
D C Cm
What the fuck?
G/B A7 D4/7 G
Looks like her face got ran over by a truck
F C G/Bb C F C G/Bb A7
Dumb fat bitch, Dumb fat bitch
D7/4 G
And stop being a motherfucking dick
G Am G/B G
Ringo won't shut the fuck up
C D Em
And George keeps writing these stupid fucking songs
D C Cm
That's my job
G/B A7 D4/7 G
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts
F C G/Bb C F C G/Bb A7
Suck my nuts, Suck my Nuts
D7/4 G
And while you're down there, suck my cock
G Am G/B G
Fuck this shit, I've got a plan
C D Em
Linda and I will start our own band
D C Cm
And call it Metallica
G/B A7 D4/7 G
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band
F C G/Bb C F C G/Bb A7
Metallica, Metallica
D7/4 G
I'll have to run that name by Linda
G/B A7 D7/4 G
Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick
G/B A7 D7/4 G
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged bitch
G/B A7 D7/4 G
And then divorce her six years later
G/B A7 D7/4 G
'Cause she was such a fucking bitch