7 acessos
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Tuning: E A D G B e (standard)
Intro: Em (tacit) C (tacit)
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I've been feeling dull as a coathanger, pretty as a picture of a
G (tacit) A7 Em (tacit) C (tacit)
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patient on a fresh I. V... Giddy as a gang-banger with a set of
(tacit) G (tacit) A7 B7
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sutures where his Magic Johnson ought to be..
Verse: (dampen strings in first verse)
Em Am F#dim B7
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Yes! I'll tell you everything you need to be the next big thing; let's
Em (sim.) Am F#dim
start in with a test of your intelligence and
B7
zest for the counter-productive;
Em Am F#dim B7
up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut tight!
Em Am F#dim B7
The lights are staying out but no sweat, I've got aim like a Mack truck.
Em Am F#dim B7
Guess how many fingers? Okay! Guess how many more I can stick there?
Em Am F#dim B7
Guess right gets the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere.
Bridge:
A B
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I've been baking cakes for the enemy,
C G A
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I've been dying to find out the hard way.
A B
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I've been taking friends to the alleyway,
C D
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two down now but who's counting anyway?
Verse:
Em Am F#dim B7
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Yes! I can do everything you need from out of my new S. U.
Em Am F#dim B7
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V. My work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery.
Em (sim.) Am F#dim B7
Put away those pliers, honey, trust me cause I know the options:
Em Am F#dim B7
How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin?
Bridge:
A B C
I've been getting up close and intimate, some close calls but
G A
hey! I'm getting into it.
A B C
In some states they say you can burn for it but I'll burn that
D
bridge when I get to it.
Chorus:
D C# C B (tacit)
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It's not a bad thing,
D (sim.) C# C B
to get professional.
D C# C B
It has a nice ring:
D C# C B
Mandy goes to med school..!
Instrumental (as for second verse)
Bridge:
A B C
I've been taking tips from the government, I've been getting
G A
damn good at hiding it.
A B C D
Fifty bucks a month oughta cover it, two down now but who's gonna notice it?
A B C
And if you show up and I am unavailable, my partner Brian would
D
love to take care of you.
Chorus:
D C# C B
He is a nice man;
D C# C B
thoroughly reliable.
D C# C B
He's in a rock band,
D C# C B
and he goes to med school..!
Instrumental (as for second verse)
End:
Em Am F#dim B7
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Em Am F#dim B7
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