Cifras Web

A History Lesson

Stephen Lynch

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Am   C   2x  Am                C Ben Franklin went out one night, Am                C Tied a key to the end of a kite, Am           C Electricity struck so bright, Dm                 Am (-> not sure about this one) Write it down muthafuckas  Friends: You called the kids motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of them were motherfuckers, yes. Friends: Science Stephen: Ummm... okay!  Am               C Issac Newton sat under a tree, Am                      C An apple hit him in the head so he, Am                    C Said holy shit that's gravity, Dm                    Am Write it down muthafuckas  Stephen: I have a million of these. Friends: Then why don't you do the pilgrims? Stephen: Okay... hey now and...  Am                C Pilgrims raced against the clock, Am           C Looking for a place to dock, Am                       C They said fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, Dm                 Am Write it down muthafuckas.  Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying that the  pilgrims were lazy. Stephen: I'm not implying anything. Friend: Wright Brothers. Oooh that's a good one. Stephen: Uh...  Am           C A dude named Orville Wright, Am                C Told his bro lets invent flight, Am                C So Wilbur said "ight", Dm                 Am Write it down muthafuckas  Stephen: Yes, yes Wilbur said "ight" Friend: Wilbur said "ight"? Stephen: In my story he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in your story? Stephen: That's right. Friend: Word. Stephen: See, you can't stump me Friend: Slavery? Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well...  Am          C Abe Lincoln lead the nation, Am                C Freed slaves form the plantation, Am                  C Emanci-mothafuckin' proclamation, Dm               Am   Write it down ananem-ops.  Friend: Gandhi! Stephen: Uh... I did not have a Ghandi one. Uh...  Alright hold on, hold on, hold on.  Gandhi... Uh... alright.  (Slowly)  Am        C Gandhi is what you said, Am             C An Indian with a bald head, Am               C And he was a bit under fed, Dm                 Am Write is down muthafuckas!  Stephen: See?! Yeah! Fired from that job! Friend: Your a genius.  E|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------| I think this is correct. If you don't think it sounds right,  by all means correct me. :-) Enjoy the song!

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