2 acessos
Em Gm I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon Dm So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre Am I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket Em Pushed my way to the front of the crowd Bm G And I couldn't believe what I saw [Chorus 1] Bm Em Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit C G With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes Bm And a smirk like you're hiding a dick G (What the fuck is this garbage?) Bm Em Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch C G Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile Bm Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly [Verse 2] Em G I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids D A But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks Am Em There was trash all over and a very foul odor The smell was that of a camel's ass Bm G But even that wasn't as bad as [Chorus 2] Bm Em Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids C G Can someone explain why the whole wide world Bm Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid G (Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid!) Bm Em And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dick C G To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread Bm At the top of the all-time list of paintings [Bridge] B Bm Em Mona Lisa, I got to know Bm Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know Am You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead D Get this chick some Rogaine You a bloated corpse, girl [Chorus 3] G Bm Em I am an American man C This is my native land G Bm Where no one lies about paintings G But that's not the case in France Bm Em Where the naked ladies dance C And they look like Dennis Franz G You're so mangy, Mona C G Hair part wider than a country road C G Unless you count cats, she died alone-a Bm D The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da