17 acessos
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I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
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without being afraid for their lives
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I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
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Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right
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And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
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Without being treated like dirt
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And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
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As the measure of a woman's worth
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I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects
F9 Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
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Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
Eb Edim7
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
Bb G7
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Cm7 F7 Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
The Second Confession is called Poverty (altruism)
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I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
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Whether they are rich or their poor
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I believe a world where no children are starving
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Is a world worth fighting for
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And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
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How incredibly lucky I am
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And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
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Should come at the expense of my fellow man
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I'm sure I could give a little more
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To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
F9 Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
F9 Bb
I don't really mind if I am behind, Below or above them.
Eb Edim7
They're just so jubbly, They make me feel lovely
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I'd rather own boobs than a pub
Cm7 F7 Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
This Final Confession is Entitled The Enviroment
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I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
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And we must treat her carefully
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I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
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Her resources indefinitely.
Eb Dm
The earth's not a bottomless pit
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And we can all do our little bit.
F9 Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really care for 'em
F9 Bb
They're equally fun when they're aged 21, Or octogenarian.
Eb Edim7
They're just so flappy, They make me feel happy
Bb G7
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
Cm7 F7 Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
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Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
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Designed to tempt men in situations when
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They can't get a glimpse of your bum
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I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
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Lipstick is for making your lips look more
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Like the lips of a happy vagina
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Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
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Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
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From that first little suck of colostrum
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To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
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We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
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And I.....
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Will always love boobs
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i Will always love boobs